Saturday, November 13, 2010

Welcome to the Black Hole

Finding myself in a dark cave-hole tonight friends....No one really desires to read a blog that begins like this! I apologize in advance... But it's a fact and the cave is dark, deep, damp and depressing.
Perhaps it's not a global crisis or spiritual phenomenon that has triggered such a venture over to the dark side, but it is telling and current nonetheless.

I am seriously considering removing myself from Facebook; Quiting Cold Turkey! I've become a fucking addict you know, but more consequential than that is the whole concept which falls short of true inter-personal interaction, communication, genuine understanding and just basic human contact. In other words, FACEBOOK SUCKS! There, I said it! You can justify it anyway you like my pals...GO AHEAD! Been there. Done that. But the truth? The truth is some rich, selfish punk-ass kid named Mark Zuckerberg (Born in 1984!!) became a billionaire overnight with this egotistical, superficial and superfluous way of relating. Oh! So your friend has 258 friends and her next door neighbor has 1,018 and I have 68. (I used to have more but I "de-friended" several over time when they've annoyed me!) and guess what? He, She, You, I, We don't actually know 2/3 of the people on our own F*@*&^n friendship list! What's that about?

So...here's the plot's outline: Recently someone's comment affected my "little trailer park heart" and I in turn unintentionally offended her, and she in turn was misunderstood by him; and he who we have in common, though, I haven't seen him in years, but still call him "friend," got hurt and though I've never even met her, she's my Facebook friend...or was.

My words came out all wrong. You know they did.

Ok! I'm just gonna say it no matter how unpopular it might be...
FACEBOOK IS A FUCKING BLACK HOLE; A FICTIOUS AND FAKE WAY OF RELATING THAT INCLUDES TWISTED WAYS OF "SEMI" COMMUNICATING, ONE-SIDED NEWS REPORTS AND PETITONS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL AS IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY MAKING A DIFFERENCE, AND OH YES...MESSAGES TO PEOPLE YOU HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO IN 3 DECADES YET SOMEHOW YOU THINK YOU STILL HAVE A CONNECTION WITH THEM, ZILLIONS OF PHOTOS (Which you click the "like" button but you never actually look at them) AND PERSONAL EXPRESSIONS OF SELF-INDULGENCE AND PROMOTION WHICH BRINGS SELF-GRATIFICATION MUCH LIKE MASTURBATION, BUT THERE IS NOTHING STIMULATING ABOUT IT! You can quote me baby!
-tpg

3 comments:

  1. Thank you again tpg. I will meet you on the sunny knoll where the grass is real and we can have a picnic and talk and hear one another's voices and see the twinkle in one another's eyes!

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  2. !!!!!!etagnihc



















































































































































































































































































































































































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